It’s no secret that toddlers have a knack for coming up with the funniest, most random nicknames for things.
And while some of these nicknames make perfect sense to them, they often leave us, adults, scratching our heads in confusion.
The same goes for the names they come up with for breast milk.
While most kids will simply call it “milk” or “mama’s milk,” some will come up with more creative (and often hilarious) names for this special liquid.
Here are some of the funniest, cutest and most creative nicknames for breast milk that we’ve come across:
Funny Breastfeeding Names
Here are some of the most amusing breastfeeding names to make nursing more delightful.
- Baboos
- Beddie
- Beebie
- Beeboes
- Bellez
- Best mek
- Bi bi bo
- Bibbi
- Big boob, other boob
- Big chichi, baby chichi
- Big milks, little milks
- Bik
- Bilk
- Bobas
- Bobbles
- Bobo
- Boo
- Boob
- Boob food
- Boob juice
- Booba
- Boobah
- Boobie creamer
- Boobie smoothie
Slang For Breast Milk
Check out these cute slang words and expressions for breastfeeding that toddlers love.
- Boobie- snack
- Boobies
- Booboo
- Booboo juice
- Booboo milk
- Booby
- Booby milk
- Bookie milk
- Boos boos
- Breast beverage
- Breastaurant
- Bub
- Bubby
- Bubs
- Buduu
- Bur
- Burby
- Chee-chee
- ChiChi – Latin slang for breasts
- Cry stopper
- Didoo
- Dis nuss, other nuss
- Dokies
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Breastfeeding Codenames
These are some of the most creative code words for breastfeeding that toddlers have come up with!
- Doo-doos
- Drink boobie
- Eyes-eyes
- Fat booby, sleepy booby
- Feed please
- Golden nectar
- Guggy
- Happy milk
- Hooter honey
- House white
- Jug Juice
- Lady nectar
- Latte – Italian for milk
- Leche – Spanish for milk
- Lechita
- Mam
- Mama groceries
- Mama milk
- Mama milkie
- Mamma’s smoothie
- Mama snack
- Mamilk
- Mammy milk
- Me-mah
Nicknames For Breastfeeding
Toddlers have the cutest breast milk nicknames and some are meme-worthy. Have a look below:
- Meals on heels
- Meemee
- Meme
- Mik
- Milka milka
- Milkas
- Milks
- Milkshake
- Milky
- Milky milk
- Milky pies
- Milky-snuggles
- Mom noms
- Mommy’s milk
- Momos
- Monk
- Moo
- Moo juice
- More
- Morkie
- Mummy milk
- Mummy milksies
- Nacks
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Funny Names For Breast Milk
These are some funny breast milk names that sound soooo much better than “milk”.
- Nah-nah
- Nee-nee
- Nene
- Neni
- Ninny
- Ninny Juice
- Nip nectar
- Nipple drink
- Nom nom
- Num-num
- Numnums
- Nunnie
- Nursie
- Pear and apple
- Pinky boo boo
- Red and pink
- Sandwich
- Snuggle
- Tatté
- Tee
- Tetas
- The good stuff
- This side milk, other side milk
- White Russian
- Yum yum
- Yums yums
Wrapping Up
Toddlers are hilarious.
They say the funniest things, and their breast milk nicknames are no exception.
These are some of the most hilarious, cutest and most creative milk nicknames that we’ve heard.
Feel free to use any of these code words for breastfeeding as your new everyday language.
Do you know any others? Let us know in the comments!