Well butter my biscuits, it’s turkey time!
And I don’t just mean eating the big bird. I’m talking about quoting the bird!
As crazy as it sounds, some of the most hilarious, bizarre, and straight-up wacky Thanksgiving quotes come from an unlikely source – turkeys!
In this post, I’ve stuffed the best of the best turkey quotes for Thanksgiving I could get my hands on.
From absurd one-liners about turkey comas to ridiculous reminders that turkeys don’t actually wear top hats, these quotes will tickle your funny bone.
Whether you’re deep frying, roasting, or ordering your bird from the deli, you’ll find the perfect goofy saying to feed your Thanksgiving funny bone.
Turkey Quotes For Thanksgiving
1 – “T for Turkey, T for Thanksgiving.”
2 – “Always thankful for the turkey.”
3 – “It looks as delicious as it tastes.”
4 – “What really is Thanksgiving without the turkey?”
5 – “Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and for all the right reasons. It features turkey cooked to perfection. What else does one really want?”
6 – “There are many things that one should be thankful for on Thanksgiving, but at this moment, right here, turkey tops the list of the things I am most thankful for.”
7 – “Thank You, God, for creating turkey and letting us enjoy it.”
8 – “Ohh, the drippings!”
9 – “Who is counting calories today? Not me!”
10 – “There is no stopping me today.”
11 – “You don’t eat enough. You eat a lot today.”
12 – “Thank you, turkey, for filling our bellies!”
13 – “Turkey, a Thanksgiving staple.”
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14 – “Moist on the inside, crisp on the outside.”
15 – “Only my grandmother does justice to the turkey.”
16 – “Turkey is the main character on Thanksgiving. It should not under any circumstance be ruined.”
17 – “The pressure is really high. I hope my turkey turns out delicious.”
18 – “You know you did it right if it just melts in your mouth.”
19 – “Have you ever had turkey with tamarind sauce? You can thank me later.”
20 – “Do not forget the gravy. It is just as important.”
21 – “The juices that ooze out of the turkey keep me up all night.”
22 – “Roasted turkey and mashed potatoes go so well together.”
23 – “I like my turkey gravy thick and brown.”
24 – “My family is divided into two groups, one who likes the gravy with the drippings and the other who likes it without the dripping. I fall in the former category.”
25 – “Stuff your turkey with love.”
26 – “Cook it until it has a crispy golden tan. Your patience will be tested, but it will be worth the wait.”
27 – “Turkey with a side of wine!”
28 – “I am a breast person all the way.”
29 – “Cranberry sauce makes the turkey taste so much better.”
30 – “Not everybody knows how to cook a turkey, but we should learn to appreciate the efforts.”
31 – “Sauce and gravy are more important than the turkey itself.”
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Funny Turkey Quotes On Thanksgiving
32 – “The chicken takes a back seat during Thanksgiving.”
33 – “I hope I never have to host a Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t think I can take that kind of pressure.”
34 – “I am only here for the turkey.”
35 – “My family hosts, and I dine.”
36 – “Half of the turkey is mine, some for today and the rest for tomorrow.”
37 – “I wish I had a f.r.i.e.n.d like Monica on Thanksgiving.”
38 – “Only if we could eat turkey all year around.”
39 – “Turkey may not be the best looking bird, but it tastes delicious nonetheless.”
40 – “One turkey is never enough.”
41 – “Wild dreams are made of turkey drippings.”
42 – “Turkey is never the bridesmaid but always the bride.”
43 – “A turkey cooked right hits all the right spots.”
44 – “The sleep you get after a good Thanksgiving dinner is beyond this world.”
45 – “Thank God for my family who knows how to cook turkey.”
46 – “Our home smells so good during Thanksgiving, I never want to leave it.”
47 – “I am indeed thankful for the turkey on my table.”
48 – “The turkey looks smacking hot.”
49 – “A protip: sit by the end of the table so you would only have to serve yourself.”
50 – “Food over everything.”
51 – “If my gym trainer sees me today, he will bawl his eyes out.”
52 – “I am sorry turkey, but I am going to eat you today.”
53 – “I feel bad for the vegetarians. I hope your potatoes taste good.”
54 – “Turkey is the only one sad on Thanksgiving.”
55 – “May all the fats go to only the right places this time.”
56 – “Chickens got a day off today.”
57 – “It is no time to feel guilty. Enjoy your turkey.”
58 – “Turkey is good, but chicken has my heart.”
59 – “Unless my mother is cooking, I am not having it.”
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Leftover Turkey Quotes For Thanksgiving
60 – “The leftover turkey tastes different. It tastes better somehow.”
61 – “The optimal amount of food is when you eat to your fullest on Thanksgiving and yet have some leftovers for the next day.”
62 – “The sandwiches made out of leftover turkey are straight out of heaven.”
63 – “Turkey is not just for Thanksgiving dinner but for the next day’s breakfast as well.”
64 – “Shall I also take some back to my dorm?”
65 – “I am a sucker for leftover turkey.”
66 – “Turkey is above and beyond all the other dishes on the table. Leftover turkey takes the second lead.”
67 – “Save me some sauce, and I’ll owe it to you.”
68 – “One leg for today, the other for tomorrow.”
69 – “I like the stuffing more than the turkey.”
70 – “The leftovers are as flavourful as they come.”
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Cute Turkey Quotes On Thanksgiving
71 – “You look scrumptious as always.”
72 – “I am only looking at you today.”
73 – “Turkey is on my mind and in my stomach.”
74 – “Turkey sacrifices itself to bring pleasure to so many.”
75 – “My love for turkey knows no bounds.”
76 – “You taste delicious; don’t let chickens tell you otherwise.”
77 – “My Thanksgiving is happy only because of you.”
78 – “I see you and all the other dishes blur out in the background.”
79 – “Turkeys are thankful only to the vegetarians today.”
80 – “Chickens come and go, but you stay.”
81 – “Why don’t we eat turkey more often?”
82 – “Turkey is the most anticipated celebrity of today’s show.”
83 – “Today is the day for a meat lover like me.”
84 – “There are some who like turkey and some who don’t, respect the diversity.”
85 – “Turkey is the star of the Thanksgiving dinner.”
86 – “May your Thanksgiving be as amazing as your turkey.”
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Wrapping Up Turkey Quotes For Thanksgiving
These big birds sure have a way with words, don’t they?
From silly jokes about naps to cute references to turkeys wearing clothes, these quotes showed why turkeys perfectly fit the spirit of Thanksgiving.
As you enjoy your Thanksgiving feast, remember these funny and cute turkey quotes.
Need a good laugh or a reminder to count your blessings? Just refer back to this post!
For now, I wish you and your loved ones a very happy Thanksgiving full of delicious food, fun times, and good company.
Don’t forget to save room for dessert! And last but not least…gobble, gobble!
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