72 Christmas Cookie Quotes To Share This Holiday Season (2024)

Christmas is a time for family, friends, and cookies!

Whether baking them yourself or picking them up from the grocery store, there’s no denying that cookies are a big part of the holiday season.

Are you looking for some funny and cute Christmas cookie quotes? Look no further because we’ve got the best right here!

The Cutest Christmas Cookie Quotes

We’ve created these fun Christmas cookie quotes to get you into the Christmas spirit.

Much like the gingerbread quotes, these quotes about Christmas cookies will excite you about baking and help you express your love for this holiday tradition.

Short Christmas Cookie Quotes

Merry Christmas; this year, don't count calories; eat all the cookies you want.

1-  “Christmas calls for cookies.”

2-  “The more cookies, the better the Christmas.”

“B is for baking, C is for cookies, D is for delicious.” - Short Christmas Cookie Quotes

3-  “B is for baking, C is for cookies, D is for delicious.”

4-  “Eat so that your Christmas can be truly merry.”

“Eat so that your Christmas can be truly merry.” - Short Christmas Cookie Quotes

5-  “May your Christmas be as sweet as your cookies.”

6-  “Cookies in, worries out.”

“Bake it till you make it.” - Short Christmas Cookie Quotes

7-  “Bake it till you make it.”

8-  “Merry Christmas; this year, don’t count calories; eat all the cookies you want.”

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Santa Cookies Quotes

“Do you know the secret to Santa being so kind and always so happy? Because he gets to eat cookies every day.”

9-  “Who are we kidding? We don’t make cookies for Santa but for ourselves.”

10-  “No wonder Santa has such a big belly.”

“No wonder Santa has such a big belly.” - Santa Cookies Quotes

11-  “I made the biggest cookie for you, Santa, so can I get the biggest gift in your sack?” 

12-  “Cookies are a treat for Santa and his reindeer.”

“Cookies are a treat for Santa and his reindeer.” - Santa Cookies Quotes

13-  “Christmas is all about Santa Claus. He gives presents and gets cookies. I think it’s a fair deal.”

14-  “I made Santa some cookies, but will he know if I steal a few off his plate?”

“I made Santa some cookies, but will he know if I steal a few off his plate?” - Santa Cookies Quotes

15-  “I don’t know what cookie shape Santa likes best, so I am making them all.”

16-  “What better way to treat Santa than with cookies?”

“What better way to treat Santa than with cookies?” - Santa Cookies Quotes

17-  “Do you know the secret to Santa being so kind and always so happy? Because he gets to eat cookies every day!”

18-  “I made gluten-free cookies for Santa because he needs no more calories.”

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Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

I must restrain myself from eating all the cookie dough to make cookies out of it.

19-  “There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who like cookies and those who… oh, wait. Don’t we all love cookies?”

20-  “I hate waiting, especially when I have cookies in the oven.”

“I hate waiting, especially when I have cookies in the oven.” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

21-  “I must restrain myself from eating all the cookie dough so I can make cookies out of it.”

22-  “My cookie cutters lay idle all year until its holiday season.”

“My cookie cutters lay idle all year until its holiday season.” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

23-  “Nobody does cookies better than my neighbors. Happy holidays especially to you. Please keep sending them our way.” 

24-  “Whoever said sugar, spice, and everything nice must have had Christmas cookies in mind.”

“I accept apologies in the form of cookies only.” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

25-  “Baby shark, dough dough dough dough dough..”

26-  “I accept apologies in the form of cookies only.”

Christmas cookies come in all shapes and sizes.

27-  “I love the green and red sugar cookies, but the gingerbread ones are my favorite; I make them extra spicey for my belly.”

28-  “My Christmas begins when I make the first batch of cookies and lasts until the very last cookie.”

“I do baking in my leisure time; am I too old-fashioned for this world?” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

29-  “Christmas cookies come in all shapes and sizes.”

30-  “I believe cooking is a basic life skill and baking is a more advanced level skill that only a few have like me.”

“Nobody rolls the dough better than I do.” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

31-  “Nobody rolls the dough better than I do.”

32-  “Mirror mirror on the wall, who baked the yummiest cookie of them all?”

“Mirror mirror on the wall, who baked the yummiest cookie of them all?” - Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

33-  “I do baking in my leisure time; am I too old-fashioned for this world?”

34-  “I only miss my ex during the holidays. He was a great baker; let’s give him that.”

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Holiday Baking Quotes

I spend the entire year looking forward to the holidays and my mum's baking.

35-  “Happy holidays, happy baking.”

36-  “It doesn’t feel like holidays until you have your baking oven on.”

“Happy holidays, happy baking.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

37-  “I bake cookies for Halloween, a far better treat than candies.”

38-  “Don’t trick me, and I’ll treat you to cookies.”

“It doesn’t feel like holidays until you have your baking oven on.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

39-  “I stop counting calories when it’s the holiday season.”

40-  “Make good memories during the holidays to help you live through the post-holiday melancholy.”

“Don’t trick me, and I’ll treat you to cookies.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

41-  “During holidays, every day is a cheat day.”

42-  “I spend the entire year looking forward to the holidays and my mom’s baking.”

“I stop counting calories when it’s the holiday season.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

43-  “Holidays give you the time to appreciate your family and be thankful truly.”

44-  “Happy holidays! It’s time to unleash your creativity and make those cookies look banging.”

During holidays every day is a cheat day.

45-  “What do you want to be for Halloween? A cookie.”

46-  “You can find solutions to your problems in baking.”

47-  “To get into the holiday spirit, you must start whisking.”

“To get into the holiday spirit, you must start whisking.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

48-  “If you don’t have a protruding belly by the end of holidays, you didn’t enjoy them.”

49-  “Holidays begin with cookies and end with cookies.”

50-  “I am pretty independent in making cookies and eating them all by myself.” 

“Holidays begin with cookies and end with cookies.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

51-  “Holidays are for baking and baking only.”

52-  “Cookies make up the gist of Christmas.”

53-  “I would choose sweet over salty any day.”

“Holidays are for baking and baking only.” - Holiday Baking Quotes

54-  “A mug of hot chocolate with a cookie on the side. Is it Christmas already?”

55-  “Post-holiday blues is a real thing. You have to go back to your mundane routine; you miss your family and also have to burn those extra calories. But in the end, it’s all worth it.”

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Family Baking Together Quotes

You know what makes the Christmas cookies taste sweeter? Eating them with you.

56-  “Sprinkle some sweetness into your life and onto your cookies.”

57-  “Nothing feels more comforting than baking cookies in the safety of your cozy home with all your family.”

“Sprinkle some sweetness into your life and onto your cookies.” - Family Baking Together Quotes

58-  “You know what makes the Christmas cookies taste sweeter? Eating them with you.” 

59-  “Cookies are made with a few ingredients and much more love.”

“Cookies are made with a few ingredients and much more love.” - Family Baking Together Quotes

60-  “When you bake cookies together, you create memories that you will cherish forever.”

61-  “Here’s to a life of baking Christmas cookies together!”

“Here’s to a life of baking Christmas cookies together!” - Family Baking Together Quotes

62-  “The smell of baking makes the house a home.”

63-  “Holiday season, your grandma’s house and a tray full of cookies. What else do you need in life?”

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Baking Christmas Cookies Quotes

Life seems easy when it's snowing outside and you are baking cookies inside.

64-  “Life seems easy when it’s snowing outside, and you are baking cookies inside.”

65-  “Don’t forget to involve your kids in the cookie-baking process; it will be a delightful experience.”

“I am thankful for you every day, especially during the holidays.” - Baking Christmas Cookies Quotes

66-  “Christmas cookies keep my stomach satiated and my heart happy.”

67-  “I’ll be waiting under the mistletoe with a bag of cookies to show that my love for you will be as sweet and fulfilling as the cookies.”

“A cookie for everyone, but two for you.” - Baking Christmas Cookies Quotes

68-  “The biggest gift the Dutch gave the world is the tradition of baking Christmas cookies.”

69-  “One of the things that my family bonds over is decorating Christmas cookies together.”

“I made a mistletoe cookie. Can we kiss under it?” - Baking Christmas Cookies Quotes

70-  “I am thankful for you every day, especially during the holidays.”

71-  “A cookie for everyone, but two for you.”

72-  “I made a mistletoe cookie. Can we kiss under it?”

Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes

Wrapping Up Christmas Cookies Quotes

These Christmas cookies quotes are the perfect way to spread holiday cheer.

They are often funny and memorable, and they can be used to decorate cookies or as part of a Christmas card.

Whether you’re baking for a friend or sharing with family, these quotes will put a smile on everyone’s face.

So grab your apron and get ready to bake some Christmas cookies!

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