Ladies and gents, get ready to dribble into a world of March Madness mayhem!
The brackets are set, the teams are prepped, and fans across the nation are already glued to their TVs, cheering on their favorite ballers.
But it’s not just about the game itself–oh no. It’s the drama, the intensity, and the nail-biting moments that make March Madness truly magical.
And what better way to capture the essence of this epic tournament than with some kickass quotes?
So sit back, grab some snacks, and let’s hoop it up with some March Madness quotes that are sure to get you pumped up and ready to rumble!
March Madness Quotes
1- “It’s March Madness time!”
2- “March Madness is a men’s den.”
3- “It is the happiest time of the year for those who love sports.”
4- “May this March be as mad as you have anticipated it to be?”
5- “M is for March, and M is for madness.”
6- “March Madness is another name for spring.”
7- “Whoever came up with the name did it justice. It is indeed madness.”
8- “May you retain some of your sanity at the end of this March Madness”.
9- “Even those of us who are not basketball fans are a little intrigued during March Madness.”
10- “March is half beauty, half madness.”
11- “If I disappear from mundane stuff, you’ll know where I am at.”
12- “Whoever came up with the term ‘March Madness,’ kudos! It’s apt.”
13- “LeBron James is my forever man.”
14- “It wouldn’t have been the greatest basketball tournament if people were not crazy mad about it.”
Basketball Quotes
15- “Basketball is my favorite of all sports, and March is my favorite of all months.“
16- “March brings spring and basketball. What more can you ask for?“
17- “March Madness is a test of your team spirit more than your individual capability.“
18- “Boys are whole different characters on the basketball court.“
19- “If I get to have my dream house one day, it would contain a big basketball court.“
20- “Life is all about dreaming and hoping.”
Check out this basketball trivia for a fun and challenging way to test your knowledge of the game!
Funny March Madness Quotes
21- “It’s the time of the year to say goodbye to my boyfriend again.”
22- “Wet dreams are made of tall and sweaty men running around with a basketball in hand.”
23- “Who is NOT watching the tournament this time?”
24- “Is it normal to drool over men playing basketball, or is it just me?”
25- “I am not here for the game; I am here for the players.”
26- “Should I dress myself up as a basketball? Because that’s all my man thinks about these days.”
27- “Never make your man choose between you and basketball because there is a high probability that you will be disappointed.”
28- “B is for Basketball, C is for Cute players.”
29- “To be that one percent of the population who doesn’t like basketball, I get pretty mad every March Madness.”
30- “I thought I was my boyfriend’s number one priority, but March Madness has me thinking otherwise.”
31- “I am cheering for my man like my life depends on it. I hope his team wins.”
32- “I am in the audience, but I am feeling more anxious than the players on the court.”
Couch March Madness Quotes
33- “Time to get reacquainted with my couch and popcorn.”
34- “That time of the year when you take off to sit in front of the tv for days on end.”
35- “My couch suffers the most during March Madness, and after the game is over, there’s a deep hole dug inside it. It gets to a point where I have to get it upholstered.”
36- “My pelvic muscles are the strongest during March Madness. Because you have to do something except to chew your nails. So I do Kegels while I’m glued to my love chair in front of a huge TV.”
37- “I am never mad during March Madness. Why would I when all I do is watch basketball and eat pizzas?”
38- “I got an 85-inch screen just for watching basketball.”
39- “My bottom hurts from all that sitting, but from the looks of it, my couch looks worse.”
40- “My couch has seen better days.”
41- “I make it a point to move around more before March Madness because it’s all sedentary once you are in the basketball season.”
Betting And March Madness Quotes
42- “I was not the one to bet, but then March Madness pools came along.”
43- “I dream a dream of filling out a perfect bracket one day.”
44- “I hope if there is ever a perfect bracket filler in the world, it’s me.”
45- “I take my sweet time filling out my March Madness bracket.”
46- “Don’t bet, don’t bet, don’t bet. This was one of my New Year’s resolutions, and I unabashedly broke it again.”
47- “Me and my mom are perpetual participants. I mean, are you even a fan without filling out the brackets?”
Inspirational March Madness Quotes
48- “It’s always about teamwork.”
49- “Talent is necessary, but what makes you win is Hard work.”
50- “May everybody get what they have always wanted out of this March Madness.”
51- “It is time to give your best and live out your dreams.”
52- “I hope you emerge victorious out of this March Madness.”
53- “It is the experience that counts. And I hope you have a great one.”
54- “March Madness is all about celebrating the process without caring for the end result.”
55- “To win at sports specifically and in life generally, humans should work as a team.”
Emotional March Madness Quotes
56- “You win sometimes, you lose sometimes, but you always make memories.”
57- “I experience a whirlwind of emotions during March Madness, and I am not complaining.”
58- “If it was up to me, I would give the trophy to all the teams participating.”
59- “The feelings that you get to experience during March Madness will last you an entire year.”
60- “It is called March Madness because everything happens so fast that you don’t have time to stand and process.”
61- “It’s an emotional roller coaster, you laugh, and you cry. It’s all part of the game.”
62- “Boys get very excited over very little things, and March Madness takes the lead.”
63- “I hope the euphoria surpasses the anxiety that you experience this time of the year. Happy March Madness.”
64- “Every time my man makes a shot, my heart skips a beat.”
65- “March Madness has me crying, laughing, and screaming all at the same time.”
Wrapping Up March Madness Quotes
Well, it’s a wrap for March Madness quotes, folks!
I hope these quotes have jolted the inner athlete in you and got you as excited as I got by sharing them with you.
No matter which team you support, with these quotes, the fun will be doubled.
Cheers to the March Mayhem!
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